Don Surber: "Actually, it is rocket science, Canada".
On September 29, 1962, Canada became the third country to design and build its own satellite. The USA put Alouette 1 in space. Canada has never used its own rocket to launch a satellite into orbit.
In 64 years since Alouette 1, Canada has launched a free health care system that now just goes ahead and kills patients rather than treat them. Social justice spending accounts for 17.2% (one-sixth) of its GDP.
0.043% of its gross domestic product goes to space, the Final Frontier.
Canada’s main contributions to space are actors William Shatner and James Doohan, who played Captain Kirk and Scottie, respectively, on Star Trek.
To put its satellites in orbit, Canada now uses SpaceX.
On another note: Voters in Alberta wussed out and voted overwhelmingly to reject independence from Canada.
Keep living in Big Brother's basement, guys. See where it gets you.
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