"Man Frustrated By Gas Prices Votes To Start Castrating Kids Again".
The Babylon Bee, of course.
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
"Man Frustrated By Gas Prices Votes To Start Castrating Kids Again".
The Babylon Bee, of course.
I'm so upset by gas prices that I'm voting for the people who killed the Keystone Pipeline and want to outlaw fracking!
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