Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Correction

The Press Association Covering Obama was contacted today by David Plouffe, Barack Obama's presidential campaign manager, who asserted that Richard Danzig - the Obama insider who recently created a flap by citing Winnie the Pooh as a foreign policy influence - is not slated to become National Security Adviser in an Obama administration, but, rather, National Story-time Adviser. "We're sorry for any confusion", Mr. Plouffe said. "Just to completely set the record straight, I'd like to announce that Senator Obama's choice for National Security Adviser is Mr. I.V. Dzhugashvili, a distinguished foreign policy expert from Georgia." Mr. Plouffe's office later provided a file photograph.

7 comments:

Minicapt said...

One Moustache to rule us all!!

Cheers

Anonymous said...

"...I said PREMIER KISSOFF IS A DEGENERATE, ATHEISTIC COMMIE!"
-- Gen. Buck Turgidson
"Dr. Strangelove"

TimT said...

Looks like a fine figure of a gentlemen. Only...

... why am I suddenly restraining the urge to offer him a five gun salute, sing 'The Internationale', and round up everybody in the room and send them off to the Gulag?

Anonymous said...

Isn't that a photo of Obama's great uncle on his mom's side?

Penguin said...

Anyone with the warm familial nickname of "uncle" must be benevolent. Mustn't they?

RebeccaH said...

I expect this is closer to the bone than we imagine.

Anonymous said...

Looks like yet another Typical White Person... obviously the uncle Obama had in mind who liberated Auschewitz.