Tuesday, June 17, 2008

In Related News, The Three Little Pigs to Take Over the Department of Housing and Urban Development

Clausewitz, shmauswitz. Winnie the Pooh is the man.

16 comments:

RebeccaH said...

Jayzus! Just when you think it can't get any worse...

Paco said...

Rebecca: It is hilarious in the extreme (yet not at all unsurprising) that Obama's military adviser should turn to the "bear of little brain" for guidance.

This is not gold, my dear; this is a diamond-studded, platinum-plated whoopie cushion.

the_real_jeffs said...

I agree it's a treasure trove, paco, but my head still hurts that someone tapped to be the NSA advisor thinks a jar of honey is a genuine military deterrent.

TW: mfkklzdp

That's just how I feel.

Dminor said...

Sounds like he's got an itchy Tigger finger.

Dminor said...

What's TW: mfkklzdp?

Paco said...

Update.

SwampWoman said...

*sigh* I remembered when we used to have adults.

Steve Skubinna said...

dminor - word verification. Mine is newhpobc, which is good because the old one was getting ratty.

Paco said...

Actually, in my comment, I meant "not at all surprising".

Incidentally, my sources tell me that Chicken Little is being touted as head of the Environmental Protection agency.

the_real_jeffs said...

What's TW: mfkklzdp?

TW = "Turing Word". "mfkklzdp" refers to the "word verification" some people (like me)have to type in to post a comment.

It's just a joke; sometimes it appears that the word verification reflects your mood, or the slant of the post. This is really amusing when real words are used, not random letters.

For me, I just felt mfkklzdp, y'know?

TW: zlhbd

Ain't nothing there today.

the_real_jeffs said...

BTW, Karl over at Protein Wisdom discusses Poohgate, and makes an excellent suggestion in his title as to a suitable VP candidate for The Messiah™.

I mean, c'mon! Who wouldn't vote for Winnie The Pooh?

Steve Skubinna said...

Mt TW: waczohxu. And I do feel like that sometimes, but not right now.

Ash said...

Is Dora the Explorer going to be put in charge of Foreign Policy?

And Spongebob Squarepants should be the ideal candidate to oversee water conservation and the environment.

Professor Farnsworth would be perfect in charge of some kind of engineering role too.

TW: apjimk. It suits my mood.

mojo said...

But...

How do we know you're the real Jeff S.?

You could be a clever Turing machine.

TW: fdqlaoym

the_real_jeffs said...

How do we know you're the real Jeff S.?

Uh oh........WRONWRIGHT!!!!!!!!!! You got some 'splaining to do!!!!

Minicapt said...

You overlook the requisite Canadian Connection:
http://www.fortgarryhorse.ca/phpweb/
See "Winnie the Bear" in the links left.

Cheers