Sunday, June 15, 2008

Jimmy Carter's Worst Nightmare


No, it's not the killer rabbit. Jimmy Carter's worst nightmare is that he ultimately will be viewed by even the MSM as so completely irrelevant that his comings and goings, his public displays of fatuity, his visceral anti-Americanism will be utterly unworthy of note or comment. He lives in mortal dread of having to resume his place in the lowing herd, and I am convinced that if, in order to keep his name in the news, he had to walk from one end of Death Valley to the other, dressed in a raccoon coat and playing the national anthem on a ukulele, he'd do it gladly (hell, he'd do it round trip).

His silence and obscurity represent a consummation devoutly to be wished. The sooner the better.

6 comments:

the_real_jeffs said...

That goober combines the worst aspects of narcissism and dementia in a public display of idiocy. I'm convinced that his body died years ago, but he walks as the living dead, his ancient flesh powered solely by his ego.

Ash said...

Has anyone figured out what it is about Jimmy Carter that's so scarily creepy? Is it just the rabbit, or the leftism, or the fact that he's one of few people to actually function without any cognitive reasoning?

RebeccaH said...

Jimmy Carter is an embarrassment to the American people.

kc said...

yup, what Rebecca said...

He's creepy in a "why does he smile all the time & what's with that simpering voice" kind of way...smile to your face & stab you in the back type guy...you know, a politician -- a religious politician.

Paco said...

RJ: Maybe some High Priest of Stupid keeps feeding him tanna leaves.

Wimpy Canadian said...

Jimmy Carter is my worst nightmare. I don't give a damn about his.