Two men hiking in Georgia claim to have discovered Bigfoot, but the whole thing turned out to be a hoax. A blurry picture of what the two men said was a Bigfoot carcass was submitted for analysis to Paco Labs. Our state-of-the-art, high resolution photo enhancement technology indicates that the object in the photo was not really a dead Sasquatch, but a very-much-alive, though addle-pated, liberal reporter.
Update: Several commenters are complaining about ocular damage and psychological trauma as a result of that photo I linked to. I extend my heartfelt apologies and suggest that a peek at these hooters will have a tonic effect.
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Aaaahh! My eyes! My eyes!
ReplyDeleteI bet that DNA testing will confirm that's Bigfoot as well.
ReplyDeleteSorry, Cris; I should have posted a warning.
ReplyDeleteRJ: That's what I'm thinking, too.
OMG I jumped back 5 feet from my computer screen! You've solved my Halloween celibrity costume dilemma, though. Thanks!
ReplyDeleteDear God. Paco! A little warning next time, please!
ReplyDeleteYes, but when Bigfoot young, hubba-hubba!
ReplyDeleteCheers
Olympic-size Saturday night buzz-kill. Must. Drink. More. Beer.
ReplyDeleteCrap. I ought to have known better than to click. That's it, I'm off to find margaritas.
ReplyDeleteLots and lots of margaritas. Thank God I'm down in Southern Cal right now so just walking down any random street is likely to provide plenty of eye candy. If that doesn't drive the image away it's going to take bleach.
But first, ogling plus margaritas.
Having seen the real thing, I have no desire to see the hoax. Liberal reporters, as reporters, just don't exist.
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