Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Felonious Use Of Methane

Man loses pressure at police headquarters, is charged with battery.

"'The gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Patrolman Parsons,' the complaint alleged."

The judge who can read that in his courtroom without laughing is a better man than I am.

5 comments:

Larry said...

I think the complaint was latter discharged.

Errrrr....I mean charge was dismissed.

mojo said...

Yep. The press raised quite a stink about it...

Wimpy Canadian said...

What was the crime:

Farting with intent.."?

Wimpy Canadian said...

When I was a boy-scout, there was a lot of farting within tent.

Larry Sheldon said...

The things the spammers uncover.....