The Democrats created, perpetuated and exacerbated the present credit crisis. Do you really think the solution is to elect more of them? If your house were infested with cockroaches, would you scatter breadcrumbs on the floor? If you suffered from diabetes, would you scarf down a pint of French vanilla ice cream every night?
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Actually, Paco, anyone who answers yes to any of those questions is just about too stupid to live. Proof we've gone beyond "survival of the fittest" is when numbskulls like that not only survive & prosper...but they breed, too.
ReplyDelete"Actually, Paco, anyone who answers yes to any of those questions is just about too stupid to live."
ReplyDeleteAh, but not too moribund to whip out that credit card and order one (or more!) of Paco Enterprises' fine products!
So true - what better items could anyone possibly imagine or EVER want more than these high end products! And all are a bargain at TWICE the price!
ReplyDeleteYou don't have a bridge anywhere in your stock, do you?
Of course he does; and it's nearby, in Delaware.
ReplyDeleteCheers
JMH
minicapt,
ReplyDelete"Of course he does; and it's nearby, in Delaware."
I can attest to that, saw the picture of it too, mighty fine structure.
(The model he used to promote the bridge is quite a looker too!)
Bernhard
Well, I do like my special someone gaping with astonishment.
ReplyDeleteMy brother-in-law has drunk deeply of the Obamessiah kool-aid. Can't even listen to dissenting opinion.
ReplyDeleteFortunately, I generally ignore his rantings, anyway.