The bad news: he might be in charge of the gulag.
Unrelated update: The most idiotic lead paragraph in a news story this year (and it's been a very competitive year). H/T: Currency Lad
Unrelated update II: Yes We Carve!
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh