"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
OMG, that is the funniest thing I've ever read. None of the students at my university ever had that much literary grit. No wonder the teacher gave them an A+.
Rebecca: I would have loved to have seen that paper going back and forth, the intensity and vigor of each student's writing picking up with each hand-off.
Chamomile tea sucks, and only a vapid brainless git would drink it, let alone obsess over what her ex-BF once said about it.
Me, I'd take the phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range and kick both their butts. But that's only because I'm brimming with Christmas spirit right now - another season and they would not be so lucky.
TW: vedrat. I'm pretty sure that has some significance in Hindu theology. Some sort of divine rodent, I'm guessing.
Given a choice, I'd pick lithium fusion missiles over chamomile tea as well. If I had the missiles, I can get tea.
ReplyDeleteExcellent point, Jeff.
ReplyDeleteOMG, that is the funniest thing I've ever read. None of the students at my university ever had that much literary grit. No wonder the teacher gave them an A+.
ReplyDeleteRebecca: I would have loved to have seen that paper going back and forth, the intensity and vigor of each student's writing picking up with each hand-off.
ReplyDeleteChamomile tea sucks, and only a vapid brainless git would drink it, let alone obsess over what her ex-BF once said about it.
ReplyDeleteMe, I'd take the phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range and kick both their butts. But that's only because I'm brimming with Christmas spirit right now - another season and they would not be so lucky.
TW: vedrat. I'm pretty sure that has some significance in Hindu theology. Some sort of divine rodent, I'm guessing.