Saturday, January 3, 2009

All Dressed Up and Nowhere to Go

Australia declines to participate in the "Adopt-A-Terrorist" program.

C'mon, mates, do us a solid. Can't you park 'em in the Sydney zoo next to the hippo exhibit?

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Those terrorists ought to be released halfway between New York and London, around 30,000 feet altitude.

RebeccaH said...

Surely there is some little rock in the Pacific that could serve as a home to these poor misunderstood exiles, with once a month airdrops of food and Korans? Then they wouldn't have to worry about being persecuted in their home countries, poor dears.

richard mcenroe said...

Kevin Rudd and Labor turning away politically-oppressed refugees? I'm shocked! Shocked, I say!


No, really, shocked...

Send them to Gaza. Today.

Anonymous said...

The American left should start an outreach project for these noble "minutemen". The ACLU and the American university system should get together and take these people in.

The NYT could also use some of them in a "diversity project" or, at the very least, have them on retainer as background information assistants.

Let the left put their throats where their revolutionary ardor has been.

Let the chickens come home to roost.

I'm deadly serious, let the American left take these people in.

Anonymous said...

Please, Yojimbo, not the American Left. They have a short attention span, and would just let the terrorists free.

I suggest the Euroweenies instead. They have an equally short attention span, but at least the ex-Gitmo residents would be wandering around Europe, and not America.

TW: rumur. That's a good idea, let's start one.....

Anonymous said...

Fair enough Jeffs. Mark Steyn characterized Britain as Somalia with chips shops yesterday. Good place to start.

RebeccaH had the best idea, yours was 1A, but they don't do that above the ground testing anymore at Bikini Atol in the Pacific.

Anonymous said...

I agree, Yojimbo, Rebecca takes first place, but there's always Farallon de Medinilla.

Terrorists, after all, are hardly an endangered species. Unfortunately.

Boy on a bike said...

I don't mind having them. I'll happily pick up my shovel and dig them a new abode, 6 feet long, 2 feet wide and 6 feet deep.

A "cave" of sorts, just like they were used to in Afghanistan, albeit permanent, and covered over.

Anonymous said...

BoaB

I was on your ABC program, along with Grimmy, for suggesting something very similar...compost.

As I recall, my voice person was a tad, ummmm, sissified.

Anonymous said...

"Next to" the Hippo enclosure? How about "in" the shark enclosure?
(name withheld so ABC running dogs can't go islamo-apeshit about it)

richard mcenroe said...

I call on House Speaker Pelosi to start an immediate "Adopt a Gitmoni" program in her home district in San Francisco. Forward-thinking progressives can house a liberated Gitmo victim in their own residences for as long as necessary...

Minicapt said...

Alcatraz reopens?

Cheers
JMH

Anonymous said...

They'll probably be highly paid guest lecturers on campus tours soon. It won't matter where you put 'em, they'll be globe-trotting celebs.

(grits teeth)

Anonymous said...

Our puppy's growing up and will need company soon. Something it can bite, chew on, annoy and bark at. Maybe a small tightly bound package from Gitmo could be the perfect foil. They could even share the dog's favourite ham and bacon based meals.

Good idea. I'll call Gillard and apply for our own git Mo. Mehaul.