PETA has initiated a weird strategy to turn yet another food group into something too cute to eat - "Hey, let's call fish sea kittens!" - but, in that quirky PETA way, has also unwittingly provided the means for sabotaging same. We are invited to create our own sea kittens. Ok:
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Dang. I put some lipstick and a tiara, lipstick, and a princess dress on a trout and christened it "Princess Pelosi".
ReplyDeleteToo bad a frying pan wasn't one of the accessories.
Whoops. I just used the lipstick once.
ReplyDelete/Where's that damn tardis so I can go back in time and preview?
Small Dead Animals (Go ahead and google it and destroy the internet, go on!) has an interesting thread concerning wet pussy :-)
ReplyDeleteHedley Lamarr: Qualifications?
ReplyDeleteApplicant: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
Hedley Lamarr: You said rape twice.
Applicant: I like rape.
Or, in this case, lipstick.