In Nigeria, vigilantes claim that a car thief transformed himself into a goat.
That's nothing. In the U.S., thieves transform themselves into congressmen. And they're a lot randier than goats. Isn't that right, Mr. Frank?
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh