Friday, February 6, 2009

Assortment

Update: Incorrect link in # 4 fixed (thanks, Jeff!)

1) Harry Reid is still trying to seduce a few senators from the wuss contingent of the Republican Party to join the Democrats in turning the U.S. Government into the biggest receiver of stolen property in history. Not to worry, though; the Senate may shave a hundred billion or so off the stimulus bill - although, actually, that just means that it would be about the same size as the House version (quick recap: “Yo, I’ll have a crap sandwich, no mayo. Wait, let me have mayo. No, on second thought, hold the mayo.”) To put things in the proper perspective, think of Michael Moore washing down a half dozen whoppers with a diet Coke. Obviously the Democrats aren’t listening to Professor Mankiw (H/T: Currency Lad). Can we gamble our future in this liberal crap game? Yes, we can!

2) Richard McEnroe provides a great example of the Obama administration’s new policy of “opaque transparency” (or is it “transparent opaqueness”?)

3) Dirty Barrie? Jules Crittenden doesn’t think so.

4) A sub-assortment: quality links from The Shadowlands.

5) Today is Ronald Reagan’s Birthday! Robert Stacy McCain remembers.

6 comments:

SwampWoman said...

"Harry Reid" and "seduce" are two words that I never want to hear in the same sentence again.

TW: Chansto - the sto wheah I buy mah tater chips.

Paco said...

Yes, ma'am...

Anonymous said...

OT. If there was a dumb grade applied to the Democrats where would Pelosi rate? Is she 3 out of 10, 10 being the brightest Democrat, or is she more 6-8 out of 10? I'm curious because after what I've seen and heard of her lately, she seems to be REALLY dumb (and dangerous). Mehaul.

Anonymous said...

Mehaul, assuming that 10 = "Drooling stupid, unable to feed one's self", Pelosi scores at 1,345,232,451,542,209.1

Anonymous said...

Wow. Obama must feel great working with Mrs 1,345,232,451,542,209.1 Pelosi. And I'm assuming there's a bit of feel good factor thrown in there JeffS. Mehaul.

Anonymous said...

Oh, yeah, Mehaul. Plus there's the Botox Factor, which worked wonders for John "Lurch" Kerry.

TW: prizanti. Sounds like a cheese made especially for lefties.