Or a human hot tub of frothy Obama-Love (as long as we're creating baroque metaphors).
Matthews also refers to Limbaugh as a James Bond villain. Hey, fair is fair, Chris. I invite readers to speculate on Chrissie's alias as a Bond villain. My offering? Tinglepin Obamamour.
On second thought, why limit ourselves to Bond villains? How about a Dick Tracy villain? Zementkopf von Viscous-Pantz.