Yahoo news headline: "Big squishy blobs may fill key tracks in evolutionary time line".
Congratulations, David Brooks! You're an evolutionary placeholder!
Totally unrelated update: See Richard McEnroe's valuable suggestion.
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh