Saturday, March 28, 2009

Scientists Discover Purpose of Moderates

Yahoo news headline: "Big squishy blobs may fill key tracks in evolutionary time line".

Congratulations, David Brooks! You're an evolutionary placeholder!

Totally unrelated update: See Richard McEnroe's valuable suggestion.


richard mcenroe said...

Free Speech: It's Gonna Cost Ya

TW: orynati: Ancient, secret Bavarian order of really cranky people...

richard mcenroe said...

Mr. Brooks presents himself as a man of principle. When do you imagine he will admit he was mistaken? Not that Obama is screwing up, that's like ackowledging the sunrise, but acknpowledging his own personal mistakes that conceivably abetted putting Obama in power?

Or does that involve body parts lacking in a blob?

JeffS said...

I thought the likes of David Brooks served as an example of what not to be when you grow up.

But evolutionary placeholder works for me!

RebeccaH said...

Evolutionary placeholder is fine, but "big squishy blob" is so much more satisfying.

TW: watio: a unit of Obama hip/coolness

2nd TW: shlec: a unit of Obama intelligence