"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Saturday, March 28, 2009
Scientists Discover Purpose of Moderates
Yahoo news headline: "Big squishy blobs may fill key tracks in evolutionary time line".
Congratulations, David Brooks! You're an evolutionary placeholder!
Mr. Brooks presents himself as a man of principle. When do you imagine he will admit he was mistaken? Not that Obama is screwing up, that's like ackowledging the sunrise, but acknpowledging his own personal mistakes that conceivably abetted putting Obama in power?
Or does that involve body parts lacking in a blob?
Free Speech: It's Gonna Cost Ya
ReplyDeleteTW: orynati: Ancient, secret Bavarian order of really cranky people...
Mr. Brooks presents himself as a man of principle. When do you imagine he will admit he was mistaken? Not that Obama is screwing up, that's like ackowledging the sunrise, but acknpowledging his own personal mistakes that conceivably abetted putting Obama in power?
ReplyDeleteOr does that involve body parts lacking in a blob?
I thought the likes of David Brooks served as an example of what not to be when you grow up.
ReplyDeleteBut evolutionary placeholder works for me!
Evolutionary placeholder is fine, but "big squishy blob" is so much more satisfying.
ReplyDeleteTW: watio: a unit of Obama hip/coolness
2nd TW: shlec: a unit of Obama intelligence