Friday, April 3, 2009

"My Administration is the Only Thing Between You and the Pitchforks"

Which makes him...Dr. Frankenstein, right?

Sorry, but I'm having a little trouble giving credence to Obama's tough-guy rhetoric (H/T: Memeorandum). Maybe if he hadn't been captured on film doing the hokey pokey with the Saudi king, or giving Queen Elizabeth the ol' two-fisted handshake as if he were a circuit rider welcoming Ma Kettle to a tent revival, it might be easier to take his George Raft impersonation more seriously. Nope. This guy is hopelessly miscast as president.

Update: Hey, it's like I said before. Without the teleprompter, Obama's suave oratory is just chopsticks played on a cathedral organ.

Update II: By the by, all you bankers out there threatened by mobs, you might want to consider getting some pitchfork insurance.

11 comments:

JeffS said...

Here's an interesting perspective of Obama and Michelle in Merry Olde England.

Paco said...

LOL!

JeffS said...

Oh, and that pitchfork insurance may need some special riders.

If you're feeling kind, here are some less final options.

Paco said...

Jeff: Hey, love those "special riders"!

mojo said...

"The only thing between you and the pitchforks"

Other than the shotgun, ya mean?

Anonymous said...

The Won ought to consider the possibility that not all those pitchforks are for the bankers. And if we have to go through him to get to the bankers, well, maybe that's a two-for-one bonus.

Retread

Anonymous said...

Pitchfork?!?!?!
I had something a little more effective in mind. and it won't be directed at the bankers.Got that one timmy?

richard mcenroe said...

JeffS -- Tells ya how upgefucht things have gotten that the non-lethal ammo is more heavily regulated than the lethal rounds...

JeffS said...

Yeah, I noticed that, Richard. You'd think that less-than-lethal ammo would be more popular with lefties than the ammo that INCREASES lethality.

Except, of course, that means accepting the use of firearms for home defense. Can't have even the faintest glimmer of that happening, now, can we?

TW: tatical. Yes, that would be a tactical error by the lefties. The server looks to be a wingnut, LOL!

Minicapt said...

http://www.engadget.com/2007/07/10/details-on-tasers-xrep-electric-shotgun-shell-emerge/

Cheers

Mom said...

http://www.smalldeadanimals.com/archives/011133.html

Apparently all these republicans are taking this rhetorica very seriously! Like he's Tony Soprano.