Which makes him...Dr. Frankenstein, right?
Sorry, but I'm having a little trouble giving credence to Obama's tough-guy rhetoric (H/T: Memeorandum). Maybe if he hadn't been captured on film doing the hokey pokey with the Saudi king, or giving Queen Elizabeth the ol' two-fisted handshake as if he were a circuit rider welcoming Ma Kettle to a tent revival, it might be easier to take his George Raft impersonation more seriously. Nope. This guy is hopelessly miscast as president.
Update: Hey, it's like I said before. Without the teleprompter, Obama's suave oratory is just chopsticks played on a cathedral organ.
Update II: By the by, all you bankers out there threatened by mobs, you might want to consider getting some pitchfork insurance.