Friday, May 22, 2009

Caption Time



Here’s my entry: “Michael Moore was arrested today by Department of Homeland Security investigators for harboring a family of illegal Guatemalan immigrants in his throat.”

(Photo gratefully swiped from Ace)

16 comments:

JeffS said...

"Dude, where's my super large sized chocolate caffeinated milkshake with whip cream, sprinkles, and a cherry?"

JeffS said...

"What do you mean, where's my chin?"

JeffS said...

"Michael Moore, pictured above, is shown emerging from his audition for the remake of 'Blues Brothers'. His bid to be cast as 'Joliet' Jake Blues, played by John Belushi, was rejected by the producer, who said: 'Dude, John Belushi, dead and buried all these years, is funnier than you are alive.

Mr. Moore had no comment, other than to ask where the nearest McDonalds was at."

mojo said...

I'm Michael Moore, and I'm here at the Detroit Zoo to eat their last surviving entire warthog - ears, hooves and all - as a fund-raiser.

Let's face it, who really wants to look at a warthog anyway? Polar bears - now that's where the public interest is.

TT: miscing
kant spel gud

Paco said...

I can't remember where I heard it, but there was an audio clip floating around a few years back which had Michael Moore stuck in a car and calling some kind of emergency service for assistance. In between begging for help, he tried to get the service to bring him some cheesy fries. It was a hilarious spoof.

And let's not forget another riff on Moore.

smitty1e said...
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smitty1e said...

Michael Moore stared, paralyzed with lust at the two florescently glowing jelly doughnuts, radiating enough sweetness to reflect off his Ray-Bans. Off camera, J.J. Abrams was quoted as saying "That's $100 you owe me, Zucker. I told you that his insect brain could be overloaded with shocking ease."

Paco said...

Haw!

thefrollickingmole said...

Flunky: "Mr Moore, President Obama called, hes inviting you around for roast lamb tonight".

MM: "HOW MANY LAMBS!!!"

Anonymous said...

Didn't Michael Moore spend some time at a fat farm a year or two ago? What happened with that?

Paco said...

Anon: Looks like he ate the whole harvest.

Minicapt said...

"My name is Candy, John Candy; I'm a sweet kinda guy."

Cheers

Graeme said...

Responding to someone who thinks he looks familiar:

Maybe you saw me in the Star Wars series. I was Jabba the Hut. Best thing was, I didn't need to spend hours in makeup!

blogstrop said...

I decided some time ago that in order to make effective pictures about American disasters I had to become one myself.

Mehaul said...

Gee I was hoping that was true.

Then I realised you were just taking the pee again.

I am so gullible. But it doesn't answer what family of 15 IS living in that gullet. How do they plan for the holiday in the jowel. And what transport do they use to go to essential services. Do they fly on his phlegm. And if so who directs that big spit. One could go on.

RebeccaH said...

I had a good Jabba the Hut one, but Graeme beat me to him. So I'll go with this one:

The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man has found it hard to get another acting gig after Ghostbusters, as it turns out he's quite the prima donna offscreen as well as on.