Somehow, this paragon of virtue managed to steer millions of dollars in public funds to two ex-drug dealers.
“What? Ex-drug dealers? Hell, if I’d known that I would’ve insisted on much bigger campaign donations.”
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh