"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
I'll Get Back to You on That
Obama’s Press Conference
“With respect to Iran, I’d like to say that….”
“Oh! Is that the ice cream truck I hear? See you later!?
No no no... Bari al-Taqqiyah already said it was his Cairo speech that inspired them.
Seriously you bitter clingers, which would you find more inspiring, an entire nation walking through mortar fire and suicide bombers to exercise their newfound freedom or some faux-black child of privilege mouthing platitudes? Honestly....
TW: coodige, an inarticulate President who couldn't spell...
At Ben & Jerry's, no one can hear the screams...
ReplyDeleteI keep on expecting Michelle to say, "Let them eat ice cream!"
ReplyDeleteTW: glompe: The sound Obama makes whilst snarfing down a double scoop of fudge ice cream.
Dare I speculate that the Iranian people may have been emboldened by their Iraqi neighbour's burgeoning democracy?
ReplyDeleteI blame Bush.
Penguin
Penguin: I wouldn't be at all surprised if that had at least something to do with it.
ReplyDeleteNo no no... Bari al-Taqqiyah already said it was his Cairo speech that inspired them.
ReplyDeleteSeriously you bitter clingers, which would you find more inspiring, an entire nation walking through mortar fire and suicide bombers to exercise their newfound freedom or some faux-black child of privilege mouthing platitudes? Honestly....
TW: coodige, an inarticulate President who couldn't spell...
What? Those ears aren't enough? He has to use a hand?
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