"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Monday, June 22, 2009
Rule 5 Early-Bird Special
A blond babe exercising her Second Amendment rights; I love our Constitution!
(A floor-sweeping tip of my Cavalier's hat to George Moneo at Babalu)
Oh Paco! that was so great! Thanks for sharing. I am sooooooooo jealous. Here in Aus, we aren't even allowed to own pump-action shotties any more. sigh.......
Yes but I can't tell you how many times I've delivered "welcome to the VRWC materials" to new recruits and was greated with a spray from an assault rifle. Often through a screen door. Hell, anymore I ring the door bell while cowering to the side. After the normal 5 second blast, I announce myself and get a nice greeting.
I did order a device advertised late night by one of paco's companies. It's sort of an extension arm, but of course it doesn't work right. More often that not it pokes me in the nether regions. Cost me $19.99 plus a ridiculous $14.99 S&H charge. I want to return it but I can only get hold of some Mexican sounding call center who doesn't, or won't, speak English.
Wronwright: According to our technician's evaluation, it sounds like you're wearing the Prosthetic Armament Control Operator upside down.
Of course, if you'd like to return the equipment, we'll be glad to refund your money. Just drop it off at the returns desk at the manufacturing plant in Tegucigalpa the next time you're in Honduras. Ask for "Mad Miguel" Machado.
An Oscar-winner, for sure!
ReplyDeleteSequels to this I won't mind!
ReplyDeleteWe'll have to turn Andrew Sullivan loose on that bitter, clinging bitch...
ReplyDeleteOh Paco! that was so great!
ReplyDeleteThanks for sharing.
I am sooooooooo jealous.
Here in Aus, we aren't even allowed to own pump-action shotties any more.
sigh.......
We'll have to turn Andrew Sullivan loose on that bitter, clinging bitch...
ReplyDeleteTW: coitu: Latin word fer what we are under Bari al-Taqqiyah...
Aren't even allowed to own pump shotguns anymore?
ReplyDeleteWhat the HELL do you use on your badass poisonous snakes? A rock?
SwampWoman, we rely on our old standbys, rake and shovel.
ReplyDeleteAn old aussie tradition is the ubiquitous rake leaning against the dunny down the backyard.
The snakes never bothered me as much as the bloody spiders hiding under the seat.
I love this. And Australia needs to repeal its ridiculous gun laws.
ReplyDeleteYes but I can't tell you how many times I've delivered "welcome to the VRWC materials" to new recruits and was greated with a spray from an assault rifle. Often through a screen door. Hell, anymore I ring the door bell while cowering to the side. After the normal 5 second blast, I announce myself and get a nice greeting.
ReplyDeleteI did order a device advertised late night by one of paco's companies. It's sort of an extension arm, but of course it doesn't work right. More often that not it pokes me in the nether regions. Cost me $19.99 plus a ridiculous $14.99 S&H charge. I want to return it but I can only get hold of some Mexican sounding call center who doesn't, or won't, speak English.
wronwright
'Free rock with every purchase'? Hilarious! Guy doing the voiceover for that bit sounds like a Pom, which just adds to the weird-WTFness.
ReplyDeleteWronwright: According to our technician's evaluation, it sounds like you're wearing the Prosthetic Armament Control Operator upside down.
ReplyDeleteOf course, if you'd like to return the equipment, we'll be glad to refund your money. Just drop it off at the returns desk at the manufacturing plant in Tegucigalpa the next time you're in Honduras. Ask for "Mad Miguel" Machado.