Saturday, June 6, 2009

Love Among the Ruins

In between lobbing missiles at Israel and detonating suicide bombs, Hamas also runs a matchmaking service.

"Sure, she's a 'two-bagger', but an unemployed guy like me can't be choosy. Besides, keep her stocked with a few bolts of black cloth and a case of Orange Crush and she's happy as can be. Isn't that right, my of Jericho?"


Isophorone said...

Great minds think alike. I blogged about this too (but from a slightly different angle)!

thefrollickingmole said...

Im sure Middle Eastern transvestites must look at Western ones with a great deal of envy.

How would you pick a gay pride rally from a feminist demonstration?

Mehaul said...

Gee, if I was a single Gazan beauty, I would be seeking out the angriest young militant to marry, and loading the bastard up with life insurance and then telling the Israelis exactly where he is at any point of any 24 hour period that they would like to know. I can't believe some desperate pygmy in a black sack hasn't thought of it.

Anonymous said...

Geez, look at the size of her hands. They're bigger than his.


Paco said...

Wronwright: She does look like she could slap him across the room.

Isophorone: Good work!

JeffS said...

Hey, wron, maybe that "beauty" really is a transvestite!