Monday, June 29, 2009
Obama Keeps Getting Hazed by Bullies
Kinda reminds me of somebody….
Hugo Chavez: Hey, Khamenei, look who’s coming! It’s Barrie. Let’s take his lunch money.
Khamenei: What for? We’ve taken it so often he’s now got us set up for direct billing on his checking account.
Hugo: Oh, yeah, that’s right. Well, let’s shove him around a little, anyway, just to keep in practice.
(Hugo and Khamenei block Barrie’s path).
Khamenei: Where ya goin’, jug ears?
Obama: Gulp! Er, hi, guys! What’s up?
Hugo: What’s up? Looks like your antennas are up (gives Obama a good yank on his ears)
Obama: Ow! My personality!
Khamenei: Listen, shrimp, I hear you’ve been bad-mouthing me; saying I’ve been murdering innocent people.
Obama: That’s not true! I never used the word “murder.” Or “innocent.” Why would I do that? I still want to negotiate with you on your nuclear capability.
Khamenei: Yeah, you and what army, chump? What you need to do is mind your own business.
Barrie: Ok, ok! The last thing I want to do is meddle.
Hugo: And what are you and the CIA doing sponsoring coups in Honduras?
Obama: Hey, I condemned the coup!
Khamanei: Oh, you condemned it, did you? (knocks Obama’s books out of his hands). I thought you just said you didn’t want to meddle?
Obama (bending over to pick up his books and receiving a swift kick on the seat of his trousers from Hugo): Ow! I didn’t have anything to do with Zelaya getting overthrown. Besides, Hugo, you said you were against the coup. I was just going along with you.
Hugo: Since when do I need your support, doofus? Here, feel that! (flexes his biceps)
Obama: Ooooo! You’re so big and strong!
Hugo: That’s right, dip-wad. So you’d better just keep your mouth shut and stay out of our way.
Obama: Y-y-yes, sir!
Khamenei: Yeah, stay out of our way – just as soon as you first treat us to an ice-cream cone.
Obama: Well, you see, I’m not carrying any money on me…
Hugo: That’s ok; we’ve got your bank wire information. Let’s go. And carry our gym bags, runt.