“Say, Hillary, I saw a ballerina one time who had feet just like yours. Have you ever seen Fantasia?”
Or, alternatively...
"It's not an illusion, Rahm. My cojones are bigger than yours."
Or...
Biden: "My hair plugs are better than Rahm's, I'm pretty sure. I mean, just look at those cheap, discount things. What an embarrassment. His plugs look like a transplant from a sheep's ass; you can even see the dags!"
"Why is Rahm looking at her, and not me? What's Hillary got that I don't?"
ReplyDeleteHillary: Is he looking at my breasts? Is he? Fine! Yes, you pervert, gravity is winning!
ReplyDeleteRahm 'The Enforcer' Emanuel: I know dis broad's got a pair down dere. Bigger den da Bosses, that's for friggin' sure
ReplyDeleteJoe Hill Biden: I've got a lovley bunch of coconuts.
Still giggling after I clean the keyboard...
ReplyDeleteRahmmmm: "The long jacket makes it impossible to tell..."
Joey Boy: "Hey! THERE you are!"
Hillary: "Men..."
Hill: i have an iPod, ... with special accessories.
ReplyDeleteRahm: Yeah? Sure! SHow me.
Joe: I had a look at it; it wouldn't fit me.
ohmibod: http://www.ohmibod.com/ohmibod.html
(safe for work? who cares ... I don't)
Cheers