"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
A couple of aspiring reality-TV stars from Northern Virginia appear to have crashed the White House's state dinner Tuesday night, penetrating layers of security with no invitation to mingle with the likes of Vice President Biden and White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel.
The way things are going, we're going to have our own version of the Tea Parties - but ours will be much more exciting, because we had a Rum Rebellion:
It goes without saying that we remain your staunch allies, Paco. However, if you invite a few of us to your next Thanksgiving feast, I'm sure we will put even more enthusiasm into saving y'all from the Goracle.
O/T, but I have to ask:
ReplyDeleteA couple of aspiring reality-TV stars from Northern Virginia appear to have crashed the White House's state dinner Tuesday night, penetrating layers of security with no invitation to mingle with the likes of Vice President Biden and White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel.
Paco, what have you been doing?
It wasn't us! As soon as they saw our Sarah Palin t-shirts, they began firing shots over our heads, so we skedaddled.
ReplyDeleteI've got a receipt here for a tuxedo rental initialled "WW" --
ReplyDeleteOh,hell no...
Save yourselves from Al Gore, America.
ReplyDeleteWe Australians have our hands full.
We have to save ourselves from both Kevin Rudd AND opposition leader Malcolm Turnbull!
Two idiots for the price of one.
Mike_W
We're doing our best.
ReplyDeleteThe way things are going, we're going to have our own version of the Tea Parties - but ours will be much more exciting, because we had a Rum Rebellion:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rum_Rebellion
It goes without saying that we remain your staunch allies, Paco.
ReplyDeleteHowever, if you invite a few of us to your next Thanksgiving feast, I'm sure we will put even more enthusiasm into saving y'all from the Goracle.
Everyone is invited!
ReplyDeleteMore ancient Sumerian mead is required.
ReplyDeleteWhoever heard of a revolt worth its salt without Sumerian mead?
Speak to Wronwright, please Paco.
Mike_W
Well we DID have a Whisky Rebellion. Its not like we're your poor shoeless cousins just off the farm.
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