Examples of unwanted gifts ranged from underwear, socks, bath products and inappropriately sexual items to a tandoori spice rub for chicken given to a vegetarian and a dog bowl for a dogless recipient, a brick and cellulite cream, an eBay statement said.Hmm. Disappointing. Paco Enterprises’s Australian subsidiary was hoping for big sales of that cellulite cream. I guess the problem was that folks thought it was supposed to get rid of cellulite, whereas the purpose is actually to give the user a dimpled butt resembling saddle bags made out of ostrich leather. I was told by our guy on the ground that this was all the rage.
Calls the office of Pacific Antipodal Cellulite Ornamentation, Ltd.
“Hello, Jack? Paco. Is Mark L still in charge of new product development in Australia? Mm-hm. Well, have him call me. Immediately.”