Happy New Year!

I know, I know; I used the same picture last year. But it's just so...perfect.

Thanks to all my readers and commenters who drop by, either regularly or just from time to time. I am grateful to all those who help to spread the doctrine of paquismo.

BTW, many bloggers are doing ten best, ten most, ten worst, etc., or providing a review of 2009. Paco Enterprises is going to go them all one better and give you some of next year’s top headlines…today.

Sen. Baucus’ health care speech interrupted by sudden attack of dry heaves

Transfer of all federal agency headquarters to Omaha “has nothing to do with my support of health care”, says Sen. Ben Nelson

Unexpected renewable energy benefit: wind turbines cause Rhode Island and parts of Massachusetts to detach from continent, fly off over the Atlantic

Department of Justice accepts plea bargain; Khalid Sheikh Mohammed to plead guilty to reckless endangerment, vandalism

Senate Republicans condemn President Obama’s plan to establish federal drug cartel

Ironic "double whammy": Al Gore's frozen remains found partially devoured by polar bears

But, hey; some of you people have crystal balls. Er, that is to say...well, you know what I mean. Look into the future and see if you can find some interesting headlines.