Good-bye old government job, hello new private sector job!
I think with my experience, I'm a shoo-in for a position like this.
Totally unrelated: Cal City Chronicles solves a scientific mystery.
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh