Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Pardon Me While I Outsource My Budgetary Responsibilities to Someone Else

I guess all that new federal spending and porkulus and everything else contributing to our gazillion-dollar deficit was just an Act of God. I mean, it’s not like Congress had anything to do with it, or the President had any veto power or anything.

The idea of creating a special commission “to tackle the nation’s fiscal problems” - which are the direct result of Congressional and presidential profligacy, for which both parties deserve blame – is ludicrous, but completely unsurprising coming from people who are congenitally unable to think outside of the bureaucratic box.

Barack Obama at the wheel. What could possibly go wrong?

3 comments:

  1. Just send your bills to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW Washington, DC 20500, and marked to the attention of Rahm Emanuel.

    Or should that be to the attention of Michelle Obama?

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  2. Ooooh! Ooooh! I'll send my insurance bill on account of I'm a bit short of cash and the government is printing LOTS!

    I'm a lil' pissed off because I heard this morning that the price tag of every single job "saved" or "created" by the budget stimulus cost $241,000. I had one of those jobs, and I want the rest of my damn MONEY because I didn't get NEAR that much.

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  3. But Obie's gonna tell us tonight that he'll make it all better.

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