"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Heh! Looks like Harry himself is at the wheel.
Apparently Reid isn't even promoting his bus's itinerary, for fear Tea Partiers will follow him around.SCENE: A Nevada truck stop, somewhere outside Henderson. Mother and child sitting in a corner booth with menus.LITTLE BOY: Mommy, there's a wrinkled-up senator under the table.REID: (Sotto voce) Shhhh, sonny! Ma'am, I'm Harry Reid and I hope I can count on your vote this November..CHRIS DODD: ...and may I just add, excellent thong.REID: Get your own effin' table...! Diners look up as the table rocks to the sound of SCUFFLING, OVER
HAW, HAW!!!
the french music adds a nice touch
That was brilliant, Richard. The only thing missing is when the mother shrieked and kicked Harry in the face.
RebeccaH -- Sarah Palin already took care of that...
Heh! Looks like Harry himself is at the wheel.
ReplyDeleteApparently Reid isn't even promoting his bus's itinerary, for fear Tea Partiers will follow him around.
ReplyDeleteSCENE: A Nevada truck stop, somewhere outside Henderson. Mother and child sitting in a corner booth with menus.
LITTLE BOY: Mommy, there's a wrinkled-up senator under the table.
REID: (Sotto voce) Shhhh, sonny! Ma'am, I'm Harry Reid and I hope I can count on your vote this November..
CHRIS DODD: ...and may I just add, excellent thong.
REID: Get your own effin' table...!
Diners look up as the table rocks to the sound of SCUFFLING, OVER
HAW, HAW!!!
ReplyDeletethe french music adds a nice touch
ReplyDeleteThat was brilliant, Richard. The only thing missing is when the mother shrieked and kicked Harry in the face.
ReplyDeleteRebeccaH -- Sarah Palin already took care of that...
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