Hey, Barry, be sure to let us know when you find some moderates.
Update: Yojimbo, in the comments...
I'm sure that hasn't prevented this administration from;
Checking out all the blue rinse shops in Quincy.
Sending a SWAT team to the Scooter Store to see if any weaponized wheelchairs are on order.
Scouring the Michigan countryside for Christian "militia".
Running background checks on the Boy Scouts.
Checking the last known locations of ex-military.
Rounding up all of the people with Ron Paul bumper stickers on their cars in Missouri.
Because we all know who the real threats to this country are.