"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Thursday, June 3, 2010
I believe I now have an opening in my department
Stacy McCain reports the strange case of Debbie Lorenzana, who claims that she lost her job at Citibank because she's too hot.
One of nine - Count 'em! Nine! - photos at My Fox - New York. "My Fox", indeed!
Hmmmm, she seems okay but to be on the cautious side we might need more pictures.
And context : what does she look like at the end of the hot day after the AC has gone out and she's eating a popsicle on her break, video of her adding paper to the copier, etc. In the interest of justice, we are obliged to be well informed.
it could be that she just wasn't that good at her job.
But here Merilyn might be right. How insufferable would it be to have someone say "I can't go pick up the lunch orders. I'm too hot and sexy," or "Has anyone seen my stapler? It's red. I would look for it but I'm too attractive."
You may not have noticed Mr Paco - but the original Village Voice article has an additional 26 photographs of Ms Lorenzana in addition to the one illustrating the article at http://www.villagevoice.com/2010-06-01/news/is-this-woman-too-hot-to-work-in-a-bank/
I smell... No, that's not...
ReplyDeleteYes it is. Lawsuit, baby!
Lorenzana!
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Hey mambo! Mambo Italiano.
Hmmmm, she seems okay but to be on the cautious side we might need more pictures.
ReplyDeleteAnd context : what does she look like at the end of the hot day after the AC has gone out and she's eating a popsicle on her break, video of her adding paper to the copier, etc. In the interest of justice, we are obliged to be well informed.
Could be that the male workers were having a hard time getting their work done, or it could be that she just wasn't that good at her job.
ReplyDeleteToo hot? The boss' wife agreed.
ReplyDeleteDeborah Leigh
it could be that she just wasn't that good at her job.
ReplyDeleteBut here Merilyn might be right. How insufferable would it be to have someone say "I can't go pick up the lunch orders. I'm too hot and sexy," or "Has anyone seen my stapler? It's red. I would look for it but I'm too attractive."
"MYFOXNY.COM - See photos of Debbie Lorenzana. She says she lost her job at a Citibank because the men who worked there couldn't handle her hot body."
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'd be pretty frustrated too if she wouldn't let me handle her.
You may not have noticed Mr Paco - but the original Village Voice article has an additional 26 photographs of Ms Lorenzana in addition to the one illustrating the article at http://www.villagevoice.com/2010-06-01/news/is-this-woman-too-hot-to-work-in-a-bank/
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