"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Look, ok, the secret is out. Yes there is a big problem with Gay Dogs in Australia, this story is just the tip of the iceberg. Fortunately there are places where gay dogs can go and be with their own kind:
To give this story more credence, it must be said that many Australians (including our new Prime Minister) pronounce the word gay so that it sounds more like guy to non-antipodal speakers of English.
I have to wonder what's served at that restaurant. Falafel? Couscous? Boiled goat eyes?
ReplyDeleteIt would explain a lot.
Look, ok, the secret is out. Yes there is a big problem with Gay Dogs in Australia, this story is just the tip of the iceberg. Fortunately there are places where gay dogs can go and be with their own kind:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.gaydog.co.uk/
Not sure if your dog is gay? Take the test:
http://www.gaydogsunited.com/
There's also an old movie with Petula Clark:
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Would you really want a gay dog in your restaurant?
ReplyDeleteI am especially appreciative that the restaurant is giving the blind guy...
ReplyDelete...a written apology.
See, that's nuance.
Steve: HAW! I hadn't even noticed that.
ReplyDeleteTo give this story more credence, it must be said that many Australians (including our new Prime Minister) pronounce the word gay so that it sounds more like guy to non-antipodal speakers of English.
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