Smitty, at the Other McCain, spots a UFO (Unmistakable Feckless Oaf) rushing to the assistance of Congress-douche Jim Moran.
Al Gore comes to Fairfax County. Tomorrow's weather forecast? Heavy rains and flash flood watch. Of course.
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh