At a time like this, I turn to Jack Burton for inspiration.
"When the federal government's spreading like a BP oil slick in the Gulf of Mexico and Democratic congressmen are showing up at your bank with a key to your safe-deposit box and Nancy Pelosi is pounding on your front door with that stupid big-ass gavel demanding that you toss out your guns, you know what Jack Burton says?
Tread on this."
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So far my favourite R candidate is Young Boozer.
Yes, for completely shallow reasons he stands out, however, believe it or not, that is his real name.
PS John Howard taking away our guns was his biggest single mistake. A mistake on an otherwise reasonably good prime ministery.
Of course, it's still easy to get a gun... but in a sense the same way it's easy get a movie using the Pirate Bay.
There's an election coming up?
Where, when? Tell me more!
I did my little part this past week, handing out voter guides from the Abigail Adams Project to people going to the polls in Ohio's early election. The guides were a survey sent to all state and county candidates, asking the candidates to state their poisition on the issues (repealing Obamacare was one). Those candidates who refused to take the survey were marked with a "Candidate Refused to Answer Voters' Questions". Doesn't look good at all on paper.
This is just my own anecdotal evidence, but the early voters seemed particularly steamed. It'll be interesting to see what happens in November (I'm hoping for a huge National Bitch Slap to the people currently in charge.
Nothing or double, Jack!
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."
Big Trouble in Little China: A Paco family favorite!
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