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From an excellent series of photos - "Pics from the Front" - at Weasel Zippers.
Dumbest criminals of 2010.
Dude, next time go to Five Guys!
Whoa! Are you actually supposed to eat this stuff? (I thought it was just for decoration).
The salmonella thing cracks me up. All we have to do to get rid of that and the e coli problem is to run the stuff it might be on past come radioactive cesium. If the produce is sealed it will be good for a long time.
ReplyDeleteOf course, that would upset all sorts of goofballs.
At the Weasel Zippers war pron link be sure to scroll down to the picture below the one Paco used and look just in front of the muzzle. Great timing.
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Don't have time to do that,Retread, as I am currently smack dab in the middle of my Kwanza bliss.
ReplyDeleteGreat timing, indeed, Retread, but that looks more like ejected brass than a bullet in flight.
ReplyDeleteStill, way cool!
You have the dumbest criminals, how about the dumbest business decisions.
ReplyDeleteCandidate, the Groupon people.
Dumb: offering six billion bucks for an easily copied business model.
Dumber: Turning down six billion bucks for an easily repeatable business model.