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Russian immigrants are reportedly flocking to the Republican Party, say that the Democrats remind them too much of the old country.
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"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh