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Sunday, January 30, 2011
Chris Matthews, Geographer
The Blogprof catches Chris Matthews in yet another moment of addle-pated confusion, as Matthews places the Panama Canal in Egypt.
Update: But you don't have to take my word for Chris Matthews' stupidity. It's a scientific fact!
Well, that's an honest mistake, Panama being just southwest of Egypt. Here's how I manage to differentiate the two. Panama is the one without the adjacent oil pipeline And the one with the verdant topography.
Here's another way to tell them apart. Panama is crawling with poisonous, fanged, meat-eating, bloodsucking low-chain predators and parasites. Egypt has Muslims.
And yet this elder Jared Loughner type, savages Palin while calling Bachmann a "balloon head". He escapes any vitriol, wonder why?
By the way, if you were to Google, MONGOLISM (Downs) there are pictures of people so afflicted (NO, not snark concerning Trig) some resemble Matthews facial features, or vice versa.
Tell me why he gets the big bucks? Can he go the way of Keith "will-lie-for-food" Obermann? Uh, Chrissy, you ever see an Egyptian in a Panama hat? Someone needs Red Bull...or a night at the Holiday Inn.
Well, that's an honest mistake, Panama being just southwest of Egypt. Here's how I manage to differentiate the two. Panama is the one without the adjacent oil pipeline And the one with the verdant topography.
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//Chris "Columbus" Matthews?
Here's another way to tell them apart. Panama is crawling with poisonous, fanged, meat-eating, bloodsucking low-chain predators and parasites. Egypt has Muslims.
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And yet this elder Jared Loughner type, savages Palin while calling Bachmann a "balloon head". He escapes any vitriol, wonder why?
ReplyDeleteBy the way, if you were to Google, MONGOLISM (Downs) there are pictures of people so afflicted (NO, not snark concerning Trig) some resemble Matthews facial features, or vice versa.
Yeah, mostly Muslims now given the success of their recent Christian Urban Renewal Program.
ReplyDeleteRichard you are a naughty, naughty boy.
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Tell me why he gets the big bucks? Can he go the way of Keith "will-lie-for-food" Obermann? Uh, Chrissy, you ever see an Egyptian in a Panama hat? Someone needs Red Bull...or a night at the Holiday Inn.
ReplyDeleteDeborah Leigh