Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Secret Jew Buzzards!

Is there anything the Mossad can't do?
A vulture tagged by scientists at Tel Aviv University has strayed into Saudi Arabian territory, where it was promptly arrested on suspicion of being a Mossad spy, Israeli and Saudi media reported Tuesday.

The bird was found in a rural area of the country wearing a transmitter and a leg bracelet bearing the words 'Tel Aviv University', according to the reports, which surfaced first in the Israeli daily Ma'ariv.

Although these tags indicate that the bird was part of a long-term research project into migration patters, residents and local reporters told Saudi Arabia's Al-Weeam newspaper that the matter seemed to be a 'Zionist plot.' (H/T: Gateway Pundit)
Related: Paco World News Daily (PWND) has acquired video of the Mossad's secret Jew buzzard training program.

9 comments:

  1. Frankly, in the War on Terror, what do we need bullets for, when we can scare them to death with squirrels and buzzards?phemot

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  2. Sharks, buzzards... If it's frogs next and the Nile turns to blood, we'll know something's REALLY up....

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  3. Saudi Arabia-"Zionist Plot"
    Iran-"Spy Planes"

    I'm sure PWND is all over this.

    Word verification-jokiedo. Couldn't be more appropriate.

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  4. So now you know why we really named him "Beaky" Buzzard, nu?

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  5. Well, they are "black birds". Although they are probably not the ones that Gorbachev referred to so many years ago. Don't think they can get the altitude.

    Deborah Leigh

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  6. I prefer squirrels myself. They're more cheeky.

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  7. Is there any way Mossad can mount Secret Jew Rockets on the Secret Jew Buzzards?

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  8. I think they already have some of those. They call them F-15 Strike Eagles.

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  9. Hey, [looks all around to see if anyone notices] and whispers that was a very fine cartoon Paco.
    Think they are getting "carried" away a bit thinking every thing that comes out of Israel is spying on them. Or maybe not.

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