"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Friday, February 11, 2011
ObamaCare: Caution
The possible side effects of ObamaCare include sexual dysfunction, sleep loss, anxiety, thoughts of suicide, diarrhea, joint pain and the loss of 800,000 jobs.
Always remember: 1. There will be no death panels. 2. Everyone will have low cost health care and health care costs will go down. 3. It is bad for your health to look at the man behind the curtin. Don't do it!
If unemployment persists for more than three years, consult your nearest Republican....
ReplyDeleteTell us more about the joint pain. Is there a link?
ReplyDeleteThe CBO estimate is 800,000 so you know that undershoots the real number. I'll take the over on this.
You forgot to include "death."
ReplyDelete... ask your doctor if Obamacare is right for you!
ReplyDeleteMe, I can't wait until the IRS, TSA, USPS, DMV and BATF are in charge of my health care.
He meant "dieresis".
ReplyDeleteCheers
Hi.
ReplyDeleteWhat did I miss?
Oh, wait, Flip-Flop is still president. Never mind.
Caution: Do not operate a motor vehicle considering ObamaCare. Keep all sharp or shootie objects out of reach.
ReplyDeleteDeborah Leigh
Always remember:
ReplyDelete1. There will be no death panels.
2. Everyone will have low cost health care and health care costs will go down.
3. It is bad for your health to look at the man behind the curtin. Don't do it!
No worries. The budget he delivered was tops!
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