Thursday, March 10, 2011

Chuck Norris turns 71



Have a great birthday, Chuck (er...please).

Today's Chuck Norris fact: Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2. No one fools Chuck Norris.

7 comments:

Albury Shifton said...

Shouldn't there be some witticism like: "Chuck Norris doesn't have birthdays; birthdays have Chuck Norrises"?

Paco said...

I'm sure that one's probably out there somewhere.

Isophorone said...

So if he goes to Wisconsin he can get together with "Walker, Wisconsin Ranger."

Albury Shifton said...

Or how about "Chuck Norris didn't turn 71; 71 turned Chuck Norris"?

Anonymous said...

Chuck Norris turns 71, cancer gets Chuck Norris.

Anonymous said...

Get it? Somehow that joke failed to launch in an amusing manner.

Anonymous said...

By which I mean the joke I attempted was meant to convey that cancer, is invaded by, Chuck Norris.