Thursday, April 28, 2011

Laughs of the day

Rand Paul: “I want to see the original long-form certificate of Donald Trump’s Republican registration.”

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Dan Collins has announced a great contest:
So the dick-obsessed dickheads of San Francisco figured that instead of dealing with matters of importance they would dick around by making circumcision in San Francisco punishable by a $1000 fine or a year in jail or both.

In honor of the notoriety they have brought on themselves, I would like anyone who’s inclined to make up their No Circumcision Zone signs for the City to post at its borders, in case visitors plan on performing circumcisions (which should be safe, legal and rare, natch).
You creative types, get crackin'!


mojo said...


"No Schmucks Allowed"

Paco said...

Dude, game, set and match!

JeffS said...

I hope the 'Frisco characters realize that they would be depriving baby boys of the chance to have a safe, clean circumcision.

Under their rules, parents would be forced to get back alley circumcisions.

Yojimbo said...

"Putz Shelter Area Ahead"

mojo said...

These are the easy ones...

How about gettin' tri-lingually punny?

"No Bris Oblige"

Anonymous said...

Rand just proved that the nut doesn't fall far from the tree.

As for the signs for San Fran, you folks are far more imaginative than I. I bow to your wit. Now with regard to the nutters, didn't they tell us that we were supposed to be culturally sensitive? Has the JDL weighed in on this? Bet everyone of those nutters has a "coexist" sticker on their bumper.

JeffS, they only care about back alley abortions.

Deborah Leigh

RebeccaH said...

Banning circumcision but not FGM? Sexism!