Wednesday, June 29, 2011

A Republican victory means corporate jets strafing crippled children as they limp to the cafeteria for their one decent daily meal

The preshizzle gave his usual class-warfare-I-shot-Bin-Ladin-Oh, look! A squirrel! press conference yesterday. Professor Jacobson jotted down a "rough transcription" of one particularly absurd comment:
Republican leaders need to ask their consituents if they are willing to sacrifice the safety of their children for a tax break for a corporate jet owner.
Readers are invited to compose their own Barackesque false choices and post in the comments section.

6 comments:

Steve Burri said...

Obamanomics is just improved Reaganomics with its trickle-down effect. Each dollar donated to the government trickles down to the unwashed masses in the form of 5 or 10 cents of usable financial benefit.

JeffS said...

"WAAAAHHHH!!!!!! YOU MEANIE REPUBLICANS!!!!! "WAAAAHHHH!!!!!!"

RebeccaH said...

Republican leaders need to ask their constituents if they are willing to stop pushing their grandmas off cliffs for a few votes from Daddy WallStreet.

Republican leaders need to ask their constituents if they are willing to stop bleating about their stupid jobs and the economy, since it distracts Me when I'm teeing up.

Republican leaders need to ask their constituents if they are willing to keep paying $5/gal and upwards for gas since that will inevitably lead to My Utopian Dream For Socialist America.

rinardman said...

Republican leaders need to ask their consituents if they would raise their opinion of me, so I can get re-elected. I'm not done yet.

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bruce said...

Can't top that. One of the most brazen demagogic assertions I've ever seen.

Worries me how some of the commentators took the bait and start arguing about corporate jets.

Minicapt said...

"Air Force One" is about to be renamed the "Jet of the People".

Cheers