You say Weiner, I say wiener, let’s call the whole thing off

On second thought, let’s not.

Hmmm. He can’t say “with certitude” whether or not that’s a picture of him, er, presenting arms. So, does that mean he has permitted such a picture to be taken before – or perhaps taken one or more himself – or that someone has, without his permission, captured Mr. Happy for the ages?

Here’s my guess. Anthony Weiner took a dose of Viagra, and, per instructions (at least, it’s what they say on the television commercials), decided to notify his doctor once the erection passed the four-hour mark. He gets the doctor on the phone, tells him the problem, doctor says, “Are you sure?”, Weiner, intending to tweet the photo-link to the doctor but, in his mounting fear that the thing might break off or something, isn’t paying attention and accidentally sends the link to some college girl in whose academic progress he has taken a fatherly interest - oh, and also accidentally, doesn't do a direct message, but broadcasts his package to all of his Twitter followers.

Could happen to anybody.