True, he’s getting slammed like a Jesuit missionary running a gauntlet of Iroquois braves: unemployment is high and unlikely to come down before the election, instances of highly irregular crony capitalism are breaking out like hives, his speeches are even being trashed by his erstwhile allies, his foreign policy’s backfiring and he’ll probably soon be declared Man of the Year by the Mexican drug cartels for the Fast and Furious scandal which has helped turn the narcotraficantes into a well-armed army of occupation. Over-regulation, the credit downgrade, calls for higher taxes, AttackWatch - the list just goes on and on.
Still, we’re 14 months away from the election, and I worry that Obama, even as utterly feckless as he is, will be unable to maintain this level of stuttering clusterfarkitude that long. I mean, can he go the distance? Can he keep up his loser's pace?