Tuesday, October 11, 2011

One strongly suspects that this would not be consensual on the part of the animals

Bestiality is now, apparently, a human right.

I can well understand the difficulty many of these people have in getting a date, but it strikes me that there are, or at least should be, certain inviolable limits. Where is PETA on this issue? Is there an Occupy the Barnyard affiliate? Do these perverts know when “b-a-a” means “no”?

13 comments:

Michael Lonie said...

There's that old Pushtun proverb: a woman for business, a boy for pleasure, and a goat for choice.

JeffS said...

Clearly, these zombies are being dhimmified.

Yojimbo said...

Ewe!

Veeshir said...

What about male porpoises who want to have sex with women?

He certainly appears to be consenting and if she consents, isn't that consent by both parties?

Paco said...

Dude, what?

JeffS said...

Paco, I've read that male porpoises and dolphins have been known to express a sexual interest in humans. Of both sexes.

Whether this is pure randiness or something else is the subject of a totally different topic.

Veeshir said...

For some reason nobody answers that question.

I just get weird looks and mutters about jackets with wrap around arms.

Oh well. It seems like a perfectly cromulent question to me.

richard mcenroe said...

But do not neglect the complications of the breakup...

richard mcenroe said...

And by the way, yes, Atlantic bottlenose dolphins are raging pervs... Flipper's career was ruined after he was caught with Dick York in that drag bar...

Anonymous said...

Veeshir, I don't think the dolphins/porpoises are thinking of sex with humans, but rather a display of domination much like a dog does when it humps a leg (dog or human). Don't know if they differentiate between female and male humans. But how would consent be agreed upon? Thow Flipper a fish as a sign? Wouldn't that be prostitution?

Michael, interesting insight into the Pushtuns. Maybe someone can bring in sheep...for varieties sake.

Those people are sick.

Deborah Leigh

Paco said...

My point was that it would be a very undiscriminating animal indeed that would willingly canoodle with one of these yobs.

richard mcenroe said...

Keep in mind as far as the dolphins are concerned this would all be occurring immersed, so a certain amount of rinsing would be inevitable.

I would have thought better of the sheep and goats, though...

Bob Belvedere said...

Wow! Who would have thought that PE's Comments Section would mutate into a Hustler Forum?...not that I have ever read one or anything like that...a friend of a friend of a friend told me....