Darth Vader showed up at the office of the mayor of Kiev recently to demand a parking spot for his space cruiser.
“Seriously? In triplicate? I find your excessive paperwork requirements…disturbing.”
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh