"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Monday, December 26, 2011
Another great moment that should be enshrined in TSA's Hall of Fame
To give those assholes their due, a bomb could be made into a cake, and over in the Caucasus, apparently lots of women are willing to do the jihadi pole dance.
So I can't get too worked up about somebody's cupcake.
Jihadis have a very long view of this war, and so should we (at the risk of sounding pompous.)
They also have some weird fixation on airline travel, as if grounding it would introduce the Caliphate.
So all in all, eat your damn cupcake in the lobby. Or give it to the TSA drone with a smile.
The TSA agents need a self-defense class called "How to defend yourself against anyone who attacks you, armed with a fresh cupcake".
ReplyDeleteHmp! Sounds to me like that TSA supervisor has a sweet tooth and saw an opportunity.
ReplyDeleteTo give those assholes their due, a bomb could be made into a cake, and over in the Caucasus, apparently lots of women are willing to do the jihadi pole dance.
ReplyDeleteSo I can't get too worked up about somebody's cupcake.
Jihadis have a very long view of this war, and so should we (at the risk of sounding pompous.)
They also have some weird fixation on airline travel, as if grounding it would introduce the Caliphate.
So all in all, eat your damn cupcake in the lobby. Or give it to the TSA drone with a smile.
Was the TSA Schutzstaffel overweight, by any chance?
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