Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Speak softly and carry a big teleprompter

Obama gave a speech in Kansas today, consciously trying to channel Teddy Roosevelt.

Yo, Barry! Next time, you might want to use a teleprompter that has a GPS option.

7 comments:

  1. Hey if he wants to invade Cuba, I'm there. Or did he want to evoke the Roosevelt who wanted to exterminate black people with Margaret Sanger?

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  2. To liberals on both coasts Kansas and Texas are indistinguishable.

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  3. In his speech, Obama repeatedly cited Wall Street as the cause of current economic woes.

    Okay, and who lives in Wall Street's pocket? Why, it's the Majestic One himself.

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  4. Hey, the Dick is a Big Thinker. He can't be bothered by little details, like where in the world he is.

    As long as he can find his golf ball, he's happy.

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  5. Bull Moose, Bull Moose!

    Meanwhile, dunno about Newt but he just said he'd ask John Bolton to be his Secretary of State.

    Hell yeah! Give us Bolton.

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  6. Inside the Presidential shoes, you will find the markings: "TGIF".

    Cheers

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